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« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2009, 09:14:05 AM » |
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Spoiler: He was putting them up his butt. For realz.  |
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« Reply #16 on: March 17, 2009, 09:45:36 AM » |
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Spoiler: He was putting them up his butt. For realz. That's what I thought. |
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“I was half in love with her by the time we sat down. That’s the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they’re not much to look at, or even if they’re sort of stupid, you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are.” - Holden Caulfield, Catcher in the Rye (J.D. Salinger)
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« Reply #17 on: March 17, 2009, 09:59:33 AM » |
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INORITE |
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« Reply #18 on: March 17, 2009, 10:22:36 AM » |
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I think that should be the official unofficial ending. |
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“I was half in love with her by the time we sat down. That’s the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they’re not much to look at, or even if they’re sort of stupid, you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are.” - Holden Caulfield, Catcher in the Rye (J.D. Salinger)
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« Reply #19 on: March 17, 2009, 10:32:38 AM » |
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It is now!
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« Reply #20 on: March 17, 2009, 10:43:28 AM » |
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I think we just made this story 9001x better. |
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“I was half in love with her by the time we sat down. That’s the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they’re not much to look at, or even if they’re sort of stupid, you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are.” - Holden Caulfield, Catcher in the Rye (J.D. Salinger)
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« Reply #21 on: March 17, 2009, 10:49:02 AM » |
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EXACTLY |
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« Reply #22 on: March 17, 2009, 01:17:43 PM » |
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did you really read all of it it works so much better when I tell it out loud so I wasn't sure if it would work. Of course I read all of it.  So did I  Spoiler: He was putting them up his butt. For realz. That's what I thought. So did I, in the beginning. But then I was like 'Nahh, he can't fit all those up there' |
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« Reply #23 on: March 18, 2009, 08:10:51 AM » |
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A not so bright guy, wanting to earn some money, decided to try to find some handyman-type work and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. He went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for him to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The guy said "How about 50 dollars?" The homeowner agreed and told him that the paint and ladders that he might need were in the garage. The homeowner's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does he realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The homeowner replied, "He should. He was standing on the porch." A short time later, the guy came to the door to collect his money. "You're finished already?" the homeowner asked. "Yes," the guy answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the homeowner reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the guy added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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Ever see a lawn gnome and feel compelled to steal it away from it's garden and place it outside in nature where it can be free?
You're doing a good thing, right? In reality you have been trapped by gnomish hypnotism!
It is a known fact that gnomes can't leave their gardens if not helped, and there is a very good reason for this.
They are evil creatures. Beware the gnome.
Gnomes are very anxious to leave and tinker causing more damage to society then they could trapped in their small garden
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« Reply #24 on: March 18, 2009, 10:44:49 AM » |
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A not so bright guy, wanting to earn some money, decided to try to find some handyman-type work and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. He went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for him to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The guy said "How about 50 dollars?" The homeowner agreed and told him that the paint and ladders that he might need were in the garage. The homeowner's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does he realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The homeowner replied, "He should. He was standing on the porch." A short time later, the guy came to the door to collect his money. "You're finished already?" the homeowner asked. "Yes," the guy answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the homeowner reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the guy added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
I've heard this one before. Only, the not so bright guy was a blonde. Yay blonde jokes!  |
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“I was half in love with her by the time we sat down. That’s the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they’re not much to look at, or even if they’re sort of stupid, you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are.” - Holden Caulfield, Catcher in the Rye (J.D. Salinger)
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« Reply #25 on: March 18, 2009, 01:40:36 PM » |
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I probably would have killed him right there.
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« Reply #26 on: March 18, 2009, 02:12:29 PM » |
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A not so bright guy, wanting to earn some money, decided to try to find some handyman-type work and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. He went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for him to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The guy said "How about 50 dollars?" The homeowner agreed and told him that the paint and ladders that he might need were in the garage. The homeowner's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does he realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The homeowner replied, "He should. He was standing on the porch." A short time later, the guy came to the door to collect his money. "You're finished already?" the homeowner asked. "Yes," the guy answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the homeowner reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the guy added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
i did that once at a job, no wait, 2 times... |
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« Reply #27 on: March 19, 2009, 04:08:29 AM » |
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A Dutchman in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so went to his priest. "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During W.W.II I hid Jewish man in my attic." "Well," answered the priest, "that's not a sin." "But I made him agree to pay me 20 Gulden for every week he stayed." "I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause." "Oh thank you Father; that eases my mind. Ummm..., I have one more question..." "What is that, my son?" "Do I have to tell him the war is over?" O.o |
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« Reply #28 on: March 19, 2009, 10:39:22 AM » |
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What's a Gulden?
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« Reply #29 on: March 19, 2009, 11:36:42 AM » |
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A Dutch silver coin worth about forty cents....at least....that's what i thought
O.o...maybe i misspelled it or something *shrugs*
it was a lot back in the day >.>
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