Mo's Super Emo FundRAZOR 2008!
Well, as you all no doubt know by now, someone DDoS attacked the server that hosted all things Mo.
In response, the host cancelled Mo's account and he had to move!
In order to keep this from happening again, Mo is holding a fundRAZOR and hoping to get together the cash to afford a Dedicated Server! (Also, Mo is talking in the third person.)
Can YOU *giant hand on screen points at viewer* be counted on to save these sites?
* Overlordforums.com
* Doompuppet.com
* ScrollWars.com
* HellRising.com
* WebbedComics.com
* Escman.com
* Assorted Wikis and more!
The best part about a Dedicated Server is that, yes, Scroll Wars and Hell Rising could be put back up WITHOUT the fear of GSoDs or Account Suspensions!
Too good to be true, you say?
IT'S NOT.
How could you say such things to me?
Wear this ball gag.
Alright, moving on.
Mo doesn't like begging for money. He doesn't even like using question marks because he feels they make him appear weak. Needless to say he's not going to badger you about money, and he's not going to hold back anything just to get you to donate. (He probably would be a lot more successful in life if he did, but oh well!)
So Mo still doesn't have you, eh?
Well FINE. Here's more words!
At certain donation amounts (IE: Total donations) Mo will do interesting things!*
$100 - Mo will punch a tree as hard as he can.
$300 - Mo will climb into a box and scream really loud for five hours straight.
$500 - Mo will eat a bucket. Not a bucket OF anything, just a bucket.
$1,000 - Mo will stop talking in the 3rd person.
$1,500 - Mo will have unnecissary surgery.
$2,000 - Mo will invent a new means of transportation.
[To be continued? - Look for actual real rewards for donating soon.]
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