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« on: February 13, 2010, 10:38:58 PM » |
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That is what my parents did to me. How? Scary god damn movies when I was too young. They made me watch Chucky movies when I was 5 or so. And people gave me damn china dolls that I had to keep in my room. On my dresser. Looking at me. I was terrified for my entire childhood. I still can't have dolls around me. They were in my closet 2 years ago, I always kept the door closed and never went in there. FOR ANYTHING. Ever. And one morning I woke up to find the door open, and freaked the freak out. I was 17 at the time, and I ran screaming in terror because I thought they had gotten out. Turned out my mom went in there for something when I was asleep and I didn't know even though I am a light sleeper. I chucked those bastards when we moved and said they must have gotten lost. DON'T JUDGE ME. The Leprechaun movies were horrible too. I had nightmares that it would butcher my entire family, and then come after me. IT, made me afraid to be in the bathroom by myself. I was terrified something would come out of the drain and kill me, which is why I kept (still do) my eyes on the drain. Event Horizon they made me watch when I was sick and drugged out of my mind, which led to one of the most terrifying experiences ever where I saw one of the characters rip his own eyes out of his head. I don't care if that wasn't really in the movie. Mind you I was in elementary school when I watched this. I was also made to watch nearly every zombie movie known to man, which is why I am terrified of zombies. Yes, I know it is irrational, but I am still going to make up a damn escape route for every place I go because I'll be damned if I get eaten for not being prepared. I guess it's not all movies' fault though. My parents also played a game called "Monsters" aka scare the spit out of the kids. They would have one person be the 'monster' and everyone else hid in the house, with every light completely off. And the windows covered with blankets. And the monster had to find the people. I was scared so witless that I ran around the house flipping all the lights on, so they always caught me cowering on top of a counter or somewhere with every light flicked on to illuminate my trail from the starting position. Anyway, I guess the point of this is to say, if any of you procreate, hesitate before you traumatate yo' chill'uns.  |
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« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2010, 11:04:28 PM » |
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Your parents sound AWESOME.  Also, don't act like you wouldn't tell your kids all about the time you found the Pickaxe Killer in the funeral home during a zombie/vampire invasion. ... WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU WOULDN'T?!  |
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« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2010, 12:47:48 AM » |
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lol.
just remember the one rule of thumb for surviving a zombie movie:
it's not the ten or twenty zombies you CAN see you should be worried about but rather the one behind you you dont see you should be more concerned with.
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Hákon Stálhnefi
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« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2010, 01:41:45 AM » |
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Thanks for the ideas.
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« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2010, 11:02:34 AM » |
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lol.
just remember the one rule of thumb for surviving a zombie movie:
it's not the ten or twenty zombies you CAN see you should be worried about but rather the one behind you you dont see you should be more concerned with.
I always keep that in mind. Thanks for the ideas.
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« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2010, 12:05:18 PM » |
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Note to Inarik: Be careful when rolling over in bed.
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« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2010, 12:13:00 PM » |
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Event Horizon they made me watch when I was sick and drugged out of my mind, which led to one of the most terrifying experiences ever where I saw one of the characters rip his own eyes out of his head. such a wonderful, underrated movie! Sam Neil kicks ass!! (Event Horizon, In the Mouth of Madness...). Hmm.. I wonder if my VCR still works because I have both on VHS... (do the kiddies on here even know what those letters stand for?). Er... I mean... I hope you stay sane and recover from those tramautic experiences. I'm sure you would have benefited by watching the Sound of Music & Wizard of Oz every friggin' year whislt growing up. Yeah, they are excellent, historic stories... but every year from ages 6 -14? let's see how one will turn out then. |
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« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2010, 03:09:53 PM » |
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oh yeah. the vhs is gonna be making it's way back eventually qtip.
along with wizards, 8 tracks, and burple containers.
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« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2010, 12:54:49 AM » |
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That is what my parents did to me. How? Scary god damn movies when I was too young. They made me watch Chucky movies when I was 5 or so. And people gave me damn china dolls that I had to keep in my room. On my dresser. Looking at me. I was terrified for my entire childhood. I still can't have dolls around me. They were in my closet 2 years ago, I always kept the door closed and never went in there. FOR ANYTHING. Ever. And one morning I woke up to find the door open, and freaked the freak out. I was 17 at the time, and I ran screaming in terror because I thought they had gotten out. Turned out my mom went in there for something when I was asleep and I didn't know even though I am a light sleeper. I chucked those bastards when we moved and said they must have gotten lost. DON'T JUDGE ME. The Leprechaun movies were horrible too. I had nightmares that it would butcher my entire family, and then come after me. IT, made me afraid to be in the bathroom by myself. I was terrified something would come out of the drain and kill me, which is why I kept (still do) my eyes on the drain. Event Horizon they made me watch when I was sick and drugged out of my mind, which led to one of the most terrifying experiences ever where I saw one of the characters rip his own eyes out of his head. I don't care if that wasn't really in the movie. Mind you I was in elementary school when I watched this. I was also made to watch nearly every zombie movie known to man, which is why I am terrified of zombies. Yes, I know it is irrational, but I am still going to make up a damn escape route for every place I go because I'll be damned if I get eaten for not being prepared. I guess it's not all movies' fault though. My parents also played a game called "Monsters" aka scare the spit out of the kids. They would have one person be the 'monster' and everyone else hid in the house, with every light completely off. And the windows covered with blankets. And the monster had to find the people. I was scared so witless that I ran around the house flipping all the lights on, so they always caught me cowering on top of a counter or somewhere with every light flicked on to illuminate my trail from the starting position. Anyway, I guess the point of this is to say, if any of you procreate, hesitate before you traumatate yo' chill'uns. Movies where you kill your familly mean your family sucks and you should kill them with chaisaws. |
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« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2010, 01:04:54 AM » |
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That is what my parents did to me. How? Scary god damn movies when I was too young. They made me watch Chucky movies when I was 5 or so. And people gave me damn china dolls that I had to keep in my room. On my dresser. Looking at me. I was terrified for my entire childhood. I still can't have dolls around me. They were in my closet 2 years ago, I always kept the door closed and never went in there. FOR ANYTHING. Ever. And one morning I woke up to find the door open, and freaked the freak out. I was 17 at the time, and I ran screaming in terror because I thought they had gotten out. Turned out my mom went in there for something when I was asleep and I didn't know even though I am a light sleeper. I chucked those bastards when we moved and said they must have gotten lost. DON'T JUDGE ME. The Leprechaun movies were horrible too. I had nightmares that it would butcher my entire family, and then come after me. IT, made me afraid to be in the bathroom by myself. I was terrified something would come out of the drain and kill me, which is why I kept (still do) my eyes on the drain. Event Horizon they made me watch when I was sick and drugged out of my mind, which led to one of the most terrifying experiences ever where I saw one of the characters rip his own eyes out of his head. I don't care if that wasn't really in the movie. Mind you I was in elementary school when I watched this. I was also made to watch nearly every zombie movie known to man, which is why I am terrified of zombies. Yes, I know it is irrational, but I am still going to make up a damn escape route for every place I go because I'll be damned if I get eaten for not being prepared. I guess it's not all movies' fault though. My parents also played a game called "Monsters" aka scare the spit out of the kids. They would have one person be the 'monster' and everyone else hid in the house, with every light completely off. And the windows covered with blankets. And the monster had to find the people. I was scared so witless that I ran around the house flipping all the lights on, so they always caught me cowering on top of a counter or somewhere with every light flicked on to illuminate my trail from the starting position. Anyway, I guess the point of this is to say, if any of you procreate, hesitate before you traumatate yo' chill'uns. Movies where you kill your familly mean your family sucks and you should kill them with chaisaws. You are drunk. Or retarded. Either way, go sleep it off.  |
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« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2010, 03:19:40 AM » |
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Omg my parents had no damned censorship either. Nite Owl Theatre always played crazy spit. Savage Streets,nothing like seeing a young deaf kid get gang raped,umm Fatal attraction that boiled rabbit freaked me out,every freddy jason,chucky,omg and Silverfreakinbullet! My dad went upstairs right afier that movie and roared through the heater vents,I was so flipped out and like in 3rd 4th grade too. Crazy. I used to run and jump onto bed so the monsters underneath couldn't grab me. Oh and the vivid nightmares were awesome  |
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« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2010, 03:42:50 AM » |
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« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2010, 10:50:43 AM » |
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Speaking of dreams i had one last nite and i was homeless and i was selling mountian dew and people was buying it like crack......
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« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2010, 12:43:02 PM » |
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I apparently I enjoy traumatizing myself. I watched some french dub of Martyrs {I have no clue how to spell it,I think thats right *shrugs*) For most of the movie I was just like...whyyy are they doin that? And wait whats the point again? ewwww! The very last 15 mins of the movie put a knot in my stomach gross just gross.
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