Overall, one of the worst movies I've seen. It was so horrible, it was like being stabbed in the face with a plastic spoon over and over. Pretty sure the person directing it just got out of art school.

The entire movie just seems like a gigantic waste of time until the one magical moment where the entire movie just transforms into something else. Seriously, for five seconds, the movie morphed into a different shooting style, with different line delivery. It was the most ridiculous thing. Inarik and I had to pause it, look at each other in a WTF?! moment before rewinding to make sure it wasn't some trick. That moment was this:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwSYBMLTbWY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwSYBMLTbWY</a>

That made the whole waste of time okay in a horrible sort of way. That ridiculous moment was worth watching the whole crappy movie. And because it is available on youtube, no one should ever be forced to sit through Session 9 when this clip is easily accessible.

If I had know David Caruso was in it before we brought it home, we wouldn't have watched it, and we would never have know about the only meaningful five seconds of his career.

Even the behind the scenes on the building they were in was crazy, and boring. "THIS BUILDING IS CRAZY SCARY!!!!1!" 

I hope none of you have to see this movie, or have seen this movie.

being as i love to watch bad movies out of curiosity, i may just have to watch this movie now. besides, that seen with roflcousin~err....i mean caruso was pretty funny.

 

galaxy of terror. 
you want a bad movie, track it  down. it's old, it's gory, it's terrible, but on the bright side, it's got a young robert englund, and was the fist movie to ever have giant worm rape In It. yeah, were japan got the idea for that stuff from.
you were warned

Mum and dad is a gross movie. They used thier kid as a xmas decoration.

noted. it shall be on my future conquests to find a copy and watch it atleast once. in the meantime, in gratitudwe for this tasty little morsel of information, i shall insist everyone also chekc out the classic 80s british "space vampire" flick: LIFE FORCE. it's got decent special effects~ a nice little "vampirella" esque play on the vampires if anyone recalls the old vampirella comics*

and to top it off it has the great patrick stewart in it playing a bit part in which he uses the term "naughty" as well as is used as a conduit between the protagonist and the antogonist in a very comical "kissy scene." that and ther'es puppet muff too. gotta love puppet muff.

*in the old vampirella comics, vampirella was from a  planet of vampires~i think it was called dracon or soemthing. anyway. yeah vampires were all aliens on this planet who got stuck here through the god of chaos or some spit and tatatada! skimpy red bodythongs and gold crotchbat medallions! 

Just saw this- needed to post- my eyes! 

WOW... i had forgotten about this movie.  i rented it because a review a read said that this movie and some others inspired a movie that i watched, can't remember wut it was. man was i disappointed, massive build up... TOTAL LET DOWN. Avoid at all costs unless like me you like watching spitting movies, might i recommend Twilight and Funny People.