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« Reply #15 on: February 21, 2010, 01:37:38 PM »

I'm sure you would have benefited by watching the Sound of Music & Wizard of Oz, they are excellent, historic stories...
Thats because you were a lollypop kid.
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« Reply #16 on: February 21, 2010, 07:41:51 PM »

hey! what's wrong with lollipop kids? i love lollipop kids, they're delicious! 

although i must confess i have never had the patience to lick one to the core and usually end up biting their head open about three licks in to get to the bubblegum center........which ofcourse usually goes bland after a few minutes so you have to go find another one and start all over again.
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« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2010, 12:06:00 AM »

That is what my parents did to me. How? Scary god damn movies when I was too young.

They made me watch Chucky movies when I was 5 or so.
And people gave me damn china dolls that I had to keep in my room. On my dresser. Looking at me.
I was terrified for my entire childhood. I still can't have dolls around me. They were in my closet 2 years ago, I always kept the door closed and never went in there. FOR ANYTHING. Ever. And one morning I woke up to find the door open, and freaked the freak out. I was 17 at the time, and I ran screaming in terror because I thought they had gotten out. Turned out my mom went in there for something when I was asleep and I didn't know even though I am a light sleeper. I chucked those bastards when we moved and said they must have gotten lost. DON'T JUDGE ME.

The Leprechaun movies were horrible too. I had nightmares that it would butcher my entire family, and then come after me.

IT, made me afraid to be in the bathroom by myself. I was terrified something would come out of the drain and kill me, which is why I kept (still do) my eyes on the drain.

Event Horizon they made me watch when I was sick and drugged out of my mind, which led to one of the most terrifying experiences ever where I saw one of the characters rip his own eyes out of his head. I don't care if that wasn't really in the movie. Mind you I was in elementary school when I watched this.

I was also made to watch nearly every zombie movie known to man, which is why I am terrified of zombies. Yes, I know it is irrational, but I am still going to make up a damn escape route for every place I go because I'll be damned if I get eaten for not being prepared.

I guess it's not all movies' fault though. My parents also played a game called "Monsters" aka scare the spit out of the kids. They would have one person be the 'monster' and everyone else hid in the house, with every light completely off. And the windows covered with blankets. And the monster had to find the people. I was scared so witless that I ran around the house flipping all the lights on, so they always caught me cowering on top of a counter or somewhere with every light flicked on to illuminate my trail from the starting position.

Anyway, I guess the point of this is to say, if any of you procreate, hesitate before you traumatate yo' chill'uns. 
Movies where you kill your familly mean your family sucks and you should kill them with chaisaws.

You are drunk. Or retarded. Either way, go sleep it off.  TAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKA
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