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« on: January 11, 2010, 07:49:03 AM » |
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I represent a group of concerned dirt dealers.
We are now able to offer dirt at very reasonable prices:
1 gram - $20 1/8th ounce zip-lock - $60 (willing to accept offer for trade or barter) 5 LB Bags - six months endentured service or $40,000
Quantites up to 1000 LBS per customer. Make an offer.
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« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2010, 08:15:01 AM » |
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I can only pay in Dirt. How about a 1.45 to a 1.56 KG. ratio of exchange?
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Silencio
Bug ERADICATOR
Dark God


Worth: -65534
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You sure are special.
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« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2010, 08:50:57 AM » |
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I can offer a 1.55 to 1.56 kg rate provided I get a 15% commission! 
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« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2010, 08:54:14 AM » |
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Im sorry, But im still lmao at your Avatar.
15% is too high. 10% would be better.
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Frankie Pink Fingers
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« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2010, 04:28:03 AM » |
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I'll sell you dirt at 3/4 the price. And it's 100% pure. I swear. 
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« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2010, 04:36:47 PM » |
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Please, people, this is serious business.
We're only able to accept cash, endentured service, food, plastic animals (assuming you can get the animal of the day) or barter for shovels.
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« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2010, 03:15:37 AM » |
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:seriousbusiness:
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« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2010, 03:25:48 AM » |
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*puts on :vuryseriousbusiness: face*
I hear you have been cutting your dirt with chalk. Cant do business until i know its pure.
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« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2010, 05:53:42 PM » |
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That's not chalk, its cocaine.
I MEAN ITS UHH RARE COLOMBIAN WHITE DIRT.
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« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2010, 07:52:43 PM » |
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:veryseriouslolz:
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« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2010, 08:55:48 PM » |
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I'LL TAKE A KILO OF THAT DIRT 
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your orgy gave me the grey screen
We're THAT damn good!  Secretary of Important spit 
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« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2010, 05:46:03 AM » |
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Haha, suckerrr.
I MEAN.. UHH VALUED CUSTOMER
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« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2010, 08:29:25 AM » |
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I'LL TAKE A KILO OF THAT DIRT  I knew there was something familiar about you.
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