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« Reply #15 on: January 09, 2010, 06:07:21 AM » |
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I eat all of the dirt and return to my lair and wait until I can reclaim the dirt piles.
How will you separate the dirt from the...other? If you are powerful, rich, you might be able to enroll a food taster. And to answer your question: By the slightly nutty taste of the latter. |
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Frankie Pink Fingers
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« Reply #16 on: January 12, 2010, 04:19:09 AM » |
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I pledge my eternal allegiance to the dirt devil and in exchange he resurrects me and makes me general of his dirty dirt army.
Upon my return to the world of the living, I slay all who oppose me or dirt and enslave the rest.
Game over.
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Qtiplord
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Boogedy boogedy boo!
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« Reply #17 on: January 12, 2010, 08:42:48 AM » |
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I pledge my eternal allegiance to the dirt devil and in exchange he resurrects me and makes me general of his dirty dirt army.
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The 80's were a ridiculous time to be a child for sure. It must have been the cocaine. ----------------------------------------------------------- did you know the government was made to protect the government? |
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Draaj
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wat dis?
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« Reply #18 on: January 12, 2010, 03:36:44 PM » |
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I pledge my eternal allegiance to the dirt devil and in exchange he resurrects me and makes me general of his dirty dirt army.
AWESOME! Agreed. |
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« Reply #19 on: January 14, 2010, 03:13:51 AM » |
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I almost posted a picture of a vacuum.
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« Reply #20 on: January 14, 2010, 09:02:47 AM » |
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I find an old scroll written in demon scrawl and thusly resurect Mo imbuning him with 10% more tasty demonic filling.
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The Internet's Mo
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« Reply #21 on: January 14, 2010, 12:52:01 PM » |
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I run into an electric fence and get elecrocuted.
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« Reply #22 on: January 14, 2010, 05:59:18 PM » |
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« Reply #23 on: January 14, 2010, 07:51:12 PM » |
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I run into an electric fence and get elecrocuted.
thus becoming dirt!!!!!! |
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Draaj
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wat dis?
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« Reply #24 on: January 14, 2010, 10:16:18 PM » |
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I've founded The Dirt & Co. & Sons International Corporation of Industrial Business of Dirt Manufacturing and Marketing Inc., or TD&C&SICIBDMMI for short. We've found a way to make synthetic dirt in a cost effective way, while boosting margins by selling the dirt at the same low price as the natural stuff, and cutting out the middle man.
Coming Soon: Try our new flavored dirt, coming this fall in an assortment of non-disgusting flavors.
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« Reply #25 on: January 15, 2010, 09:47:07 PM » |
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Will it come in original flavor?
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Draaj
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wat dis?
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« Reply #26 on: January 16, 2010, 12:10:44 AM » |
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No. We have improved the formula, and have called it New Dirt. The Dirt Classic flavor is no longer in production.
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« Reply #28 on: January 16, 2010, 05:48:25 AM » |
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I'm offering a reward of 1.2 million dirts to who ever takes down Draaj's corporation first.
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「Arxe the Bard」
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« Reply #29 on: June 07, 2010, 11:03:48 PM » |
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I AM DIRTBENDING AV4TAR HERE TO BTING PEACE
ALL DIRT HAS BEEN RESETTED
HAVE ANICE d
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"Look at these guns, son!" "I see them." "You wanna fight son? Huh? Huh?" "No thank you." "What, you scurred?" "Boy, if I was scared of you, I'd choke you in your sleep." are you still unconscious on my porch?
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