So you want to play DIRTWORLD: A BBMBOMMORPG. Here are some tips to get started.
1.) Find Dirt
2.) Sell Dirt
3.) Buy Dirt
T.) Control the Dirt Supply!!
5.) Hire More Dirt Farmers
6.) Hire Soldiers to protect your Dirt
7.) Other players might try to steal your Dirt!!
8.) Dirt can be used as a weapon
9.) Make sure to have enough Dirt on hand to survive
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11.) Dirt is not a toy
12.) If you run out of Dirt, try taking out a loan
13.) Black market peddlers can be risky!!
14.) Combine Dirt with other elements to create powerful upgrades
15.) DO NOT PASS DIRT BETWEEN YOUR ALTS
16.) Dirt
17.) If you aren't careful, your Dirt may be destroyed
18.) Fend off Dirt Mites with Aluminum Shavings
60.) Do not offend the Dirt Gods
19.) Your bucket is your friend
20.) Dirt cannot be transported on most commercial transcontinental flights
21.) BEWARE THE DIRTSQUATCH!!
REMEMBER!! DIRTWORLD is a dangerous world full of many perilous trenches and mountains. Be careful at all times and walk incredibly slowly.
Above all, have fun!
